Hey Frank, I'm in a bit of an unfortunate situation. I told some people on the internet that I have a horse, just, you know, to show off. Now they want pictures! Since you are a horse, can I show them a picture of you and claim that you're my horse? In return, you could tell people that I'm your bear when you want to show off. Having a bear is pretty impressive, too.
I have no opinion on the ethics of this except that I am flattered
Ok great. Could you post a picture of yourself where you look like a very impressive horse?
![[Description] A horse running in a field of grass. [Text]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d8acba6c93d7c91f725027a5b7c04759/42819e939e476d3b-41/s500x750/5b4bb89baf376759edc695919377db46f2145d39.png)
My horse is also in a field, here
Awesome! If I tell people that my horse has three legs, the snout of a camel, and the light of hell in its unholy eye, it will make me even more interesting! Thank you bro.
If I tell people I live in a van across the street from a bunch of really cool houses and that that van is actually a sort of magical secret hideout to which I alone have the key, I can expect them to think I’m interesting, too!
