can’t wait to wear this to the pharmacy 😎

What movie sir?

Tumblr really has ruined me. I was in a Rite-Aid and "out of touch" came on over the speakers, and I freaked out a bit because I thought I had missed my thursday morning meeting. It took me a minute before I remembered that Out of Touch playing does not always mean its thursday. sometimes people just play the song.

like these are butch lesbians to me

biblically accurate angel

I was in this prematurely air-conditioned supermarket

and there were all these aisles

and there were all these bathing caps that you could buy

which had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them

they were red and yellow and blue

I wasn’t tempted to buy one

but I was reminded of the fact that I had been avoiding the beach.

god it’s so funny logging off and facing transphobia irl because it’s like bro i identify as a fictional character what ive got going on in my pants doesn’t hold a candle to all the things you should be worried about being wrong in my brain